I am not lazy, I am on energy saving mode…
God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me every time!
I’m not lazy, I am on energy saving mode.
Hey there whatsapp is using meee,.
When your phone are 1% battery & anyone who sends a message, Or calling, Becomes the enemy ..
Fact: Ph on silent mode- 10 Missed call..Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!
Hmmm…..Don’t copy my status.
80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% boys are having brain.
If nobody hates U, then you are doing something boring.
Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you are one of them,,
Totally available!! Please disturb me!!!!
HEY, U ARE READING MY STATUS AGAIN??
My style is unique don’t copy it plz!
If money grew on trees, then girls would be dating monkeys..!
I’m not failed, Because my success is lost.!
I may be fat, but u’re ugly – I can lose weight!
रास्ते पलट देते हैं हम ,जब कोई आकर यह कह दे K आगे चालान काट रहे हैं…
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up…
When I was Born DEVIL said ohh shitt, competition
बहुत कम लोग जानते है K “set max ” में जो set है ना उसकी full form ” Suryavansham Entertainment Telivision ” है।
Status: I on Not on whatsapp..
ज़िन्दगी मे सबसे ज़्यादा खुशी to तब मिलती है जब Mummy कहती है दिमाग तो बहुत है इसका बस पढ़ता ही नही है..
Life is too short smile while u still have teeth.
If I agreed with you we both were wrong.
बचपन ” Handwriting ” सुधारने में गुज़र गया Aur ज़िन्दगी “keyboard ” पर बीत रही है।
Behind every successful man, there is a surprised woman…
तेरी smile confuse Kar देती है , साला पूरा दिन समझ नहीं आता कि ” हँस कर देख रही थी “, या ” देख कर हँस रही थी “
Your status won’t ever match my status neither in whatsapp nor in reality..
I love my job only when I am on Holiday…..
दुनिया Ki सारी खुशियाँ एक तरफ ….. और phone की 100 % battery की ख़ुशी एक तरफ
Life is too Short – Chat Fast!
Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. & Boys use photoshop to show their creativity…
भला हो इस गर्मी Ka इसी बहाने घर की बहू – बेटियाँ सर पर पल्ला ओड़ कर तो चल रही हैं।
You can never buy LUV….But still U have to pay for it ..
Attitude is like a underwear Don’t show it just wore it
Always respects your self!
My heart is stolen..can I check your braa
Save Water, Drink Wine!!
Cigarette chodna sabse asan h- main hazaro baar chhod_ chukka hu…!!
I’m cool but global warming made me vry hot
Marriage is the cause of divorce.!
Wife: I have changed my mind. Husband: Does the new one now work?
I just need a good Wifi & Wife.
I want someone to give me a Loan & then leave me Alone.
I only need three things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep
All the Rules are made.. to be break.
सुबह से दौड रही है चाकू लेकर पगली मेरे पीछे.. मैँने तो मजाक में कहा था “दिल चीर k देख, तेरा ही नाम होगा”
Ooooooo…..Don’t copy my status.
जितना दीमाग लड्कियाे में होता है…! उतना तो Mera खराब रहता है…
Drunk people run on Red Light…, Normal people wait for them to turn green.!
काश सूरज Ki भी बीवी होती तो उसे थोडा तो कंट्रोल में रखती
People that Change Love status after 30 Sec… GF is the Reason…
A fine is a tax for doing wrong & A tax is a fine for doing well…!
No I didn’t trip …The floor looked like …it needed a hug!.
Man ask a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that girl… , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”!
!Brain is Work More ..When You can use…..
I live in a world of fantasy, so keep ur reality away from me!
When I actually die some people_ are going to get really haunted.
Brain is Intelligent !Why not have Everyone…
God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me..
I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer…##
Mosquitoes are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.
Alcohol will give different, type of power!..
70% boy Have GF ,other then Have Brain!
If school has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking
I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them
All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.
Try to say the letter M without ur lips touching….!!
Excuse me …. Please empty ur pockets …. I think U stole my heart.
3 Mistake done by everyone ..Whatsapp,Facebook & GF!
I don’t drink alcohol! but Feel Awesome..
do not drink and park _accidents cause people.
Etc Meaning – End of Thinking Capacity..
Scratch here ###::::## to reveal this status..
High Power Come ,with High voltage Current!
If U are still hate me!then No Problem!..
Brain is the best worker,When you can use it…
when nothing seems right then go left…
if I am wired with you then I like you..
Save Water, Drink Beer!
Rules are made to be break.
I wake up when I can’t hold my PEE in any longer.
Sharab और मेरा कई बार ब्रेकअप हो चुका है; पर कमबख्त हर बार मुझे मना लेती है।
People say everything happens for a Reason. So when I punch U in the Face, Remember I have a reason.
People said to follow your Dreams so i went back to BED.
Only brain is works more…if U use it more.
“गर्मी की तो हद ही हो गयी…अब तो मच्छर भी कान K पास आकर पूछता है,
भाई खून ठंडा तो है न ?”
My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
Marriage means silent suicide.
I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card.
Fact: Phone on silent mode- 10 Missed call… Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!!
When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…
“दुनिया की सारी खुशियाँ एक तरफ.. और phone की 100 % battery की ख़ुशी एक तरफ …”
Follow your heart but take your brain with you.
If College has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking
Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping
KABHI कोई लड़की तुम्हे भाई कह के बोल दे तो बुरा MATT मानना, बस एक थप्पड़ लगाना OR बोलना इधर KYA कर रही हो.
Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.
GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything.
Today’s Relationships: You can touch each other but not each other’s phones
I always learn from mistake of others who take my Advice
Excuse me … Plesae empty your pockets … I think you stole my heart.
प्यार हो तो Bluetooth के जैसा पास रहे तो Connected, दूर गये तो “SEARCHING FOR NEW DEVICE”
Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their Age but will kill you if you forget their birthday.
Definition of human being: a creature that cuts trees, makes paper & write “SAVE TREES” on the same paper.
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner & smarter… People the opposite.
बेटी बचाओ, बेटी पढ़ाओ, और ..इनको ढंग की DRIVING भी सिखाओ…..बाल बाल बचा हूँ अभी.
Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
I always dream of being a millionaire like my Uncle!… He’s dreaming too.
HEY YOU, yeah I’m talking to U, why the hell are you reading my status?
Our generation doesn’t ring the doorbell…we text or call to say we’re outside.
I Can’T Taste My Lips. Could You Do It For Me ?
Hum Sarif bache hai Janaab !! Jab tak maa jagne ke liye na bole majaal hai jo apni Ankh bhi khol de.
लड़कियाँ कहती हैं कि सभी लड़के Pagal होते है,फिर कहती हैं “हम लड़कों से कम हैं क्या ?
iPhone 7 lagataar 7th aisa phone hai jo mere pass nahi hai.
बचपन में हमें जितना बुखार आता था, आजकल उससे ज्यादा बच्चो के NUMBERS आते है 95.9 98.8.
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Hey there whatsapp is using me
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